Unsurprisingly a lot of the stories revolved around cursing, which might be the number one thing that adults do that they’d rather kids just didn’t imitate. One story involving a quick trip to the museum resulted in not only the child using an obscenity but asking an amputee a hilariously impolite question Fortunately, people tend to be forgiving when the culprits are small children. Naturally, because kids, at least one story in the thread had to deal with going to the bathroom in the totally wrong place for a reason that would only make sense to a child. Hilariously enough, this one also sounds like it could serve as the intro to some brazen psychological thriller about a child who keeps strange pets. Still, as it usually goes, the best stories have one thing over all the others, and that’s longevity.