For only $71,000 less than the grown-up model, your 3 to 8-year-old (who weighs less than 81 lbs) can zip around the neighborhood in a miniature, battery-powered replica of the Tesla Model S. It looks almost exactly like the one not parked in your driveway. The base model’s equipped with all the bells-and-whistles that kids have come to demand in their luxury vehicles: Forward and reverse, a trunk, a working horn and headlights for night riding, and a sound system/audio jack. But what you’re really looking for in a cul-de-sac cruiser is a fast-charging, lithium-ion battery that lasts way longer than the Barbie Corvette (1-2 hours). In fact, at a top speed of 6 mph, your mini-Musk can get as far as 9 miles from home on a single charge before realizing they forgot their lunch on the counter. (Dammit, not Qdoba again!) Like the adult version, it’s also customizable: you pick the color (red, deep blue, midnight silver) and type of wheels (silver or matte black). It wouldn’t be a Tesla without some air of pretension. This “toy” comes with a few items that even a Maserati dealership didn’t upsell you on: Authentic branded car cover, a parking sign to keep Mom out of their spot in the garage, and a personalized license plate. Just steer them away from STRTUPKD. Buy Now $499
