Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: The chicken had Thanksgiving off. Q: Why didn’t the turkey eat any food? A: Because he was already stuffed. Q: Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices? A: It appealed to his baster instincts. Q: What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A: A gobblet. Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course! Buildings can’t jump. Q: Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? A: Because they use fowl language! Q: How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? A: She took the gravy train. Q: What did the turkey say to the computer? A: “Google, google, google!” Q: What happened when the turkey played football? A: It got ejected for fowl play! Q: What side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving? A: A poultry-geist. Q: Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken. Q: What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot. Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? A: Wing, wing, wing. Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? A: Lucky. Q: What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving. Q: What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving? A: Escape. Q: What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving? A: Vegetarians. Q: If pears grow on pear trees and apples, on apple trees, where do turkeys grow? A: Poultry. Q: What do you call a turkey running at full speed? A: Fast food.
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
Q: What do you call a sad cranberry? A: A blueberry. Q: What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween? A: Candied yams! Q: Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform? A: Somebody ate the drumsticks. Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose! Q: What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert? A: Apple gobbler! Q: What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey? A: Squash. Q: Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed? A: They saw the turkey dressing! Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? A: Your teeth! Q: What side dish tells the worst jokes? A: Corn(y) bread! Q: Can you season the turkey for me? A: There’s not thyme! Q: When is turkey soup bad for your health? A: When you’re the turkey. Q: What do salt and pepper say at the table? A: “Seasonings’ greetings!” Q: What role do green beans have during Thanksgiving dinner? A: The casse-role. Q: What’s the best music to play while preparing Thanksgiving dinner? A: “All About That Baste” Q: When do you serve rubber turkey? A: Pranksgiving. Q: What do you get when you cross turkey with dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Super Corny Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A: A poultrygeist! Q: Why are turkeys good at rebelling? A: They love a coup. Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? A: He already had drumsticks! Q: Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk? A: The stock market. Q: What do you tell your jokester cousin on Thanksgiving? A: You’re on a casse-roll! Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? A: It had 24 carrots. Q: What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day? A: “Quack, Quack!” Q: What key has legs and can’t open a door? A: A turkey. Q: Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? A: Because he will gobble it up. Q: What did the leftover turkey say? A: “Make me a sandwich!” Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
